Runnin’ On The Treadmill

Runnin’ On The Treadmill
(sung to the tune of Van Halen’s, “Runnin’ With The Devil”)

I’ve stuffed myself like there’s no tomorrow
Had my fill of “all you can eat”

My labs are bad, and my doctor’s mad
And now I can barely see my feet

Chorus:
(Oo-ooooh) Runnin’ on the treadmill
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) Runnin’ on the treadmill

I found the secret, it’s so simple,
To losin’ weight: just eat less food

I got no magic, no magic drug
Just quit eatin’, stop when you should

Chorus:
(Ha – yeah) Runnin’ on the treadmill
(Woo woo) Runnin’ on the treadmill